* Matt didn't know Jeff was a hunter.
<Jeff> I don't hunt
<Jeff> I just have guns
<Matt> For what? Just showing off?
<Jeff> no for shooting people

<Jeff> Those songs had destoyed my carefully reconstructed Hasslehoff image
<jasondarby> those songs have ruined my life

<Clubsoft> TDC has had more hosts than the Oscars

<ThePodunkian> cool i got my extension working
<ThePodunkian> now i can finally create KARAOKE REVOLUTION in MMF.
<Joshtek> Whats yoru extension do?
<ThePodunkian> it gets the pitch of the voice coming in from the mic
<Joshtek> Sweet
<Lobacz> crazy
<ThePodunkian> well it's mostly just copied and pasted code
<ThePodunkian> FMOD comes with an example that does it
<Joshtek> Sssh - take all the credit
<ThePodunkian> okay it was the culmination of all my work and research
<Joshtek> That's my Pod

<DavidN> They are. I can't stand that level because the answer doesn't make sense gramatically.
<DavidN> *Grammatically. Oh, the irony.

* Matt stabs at iPublish.
**** gizmo Leaves Chat ****
<Jeff> Did you miss and get Gizmo?

* gizmo is enjoying a hot chicken & cheese sammich
<gizmo> anyone who laughs at my meal is a communist

<Lobacz> hey wow my computer is crashing :D
<Lobacz> brb oh word :S
**** Lobacz Leaves Chat ****

<Jam> nobody mentions jamagic in here, because it makes my PC bleep
<Jam> so there!
<FireMonkey> What if they talk about strawberry jam
<Lobacz> or Jim Jams?
<Jam> :O
<Lobacz> Or Jamelia
<Lobacz> or traffic Jams?
<Jam> "congestion" for traffic jams
<Jam> "lesbian" for jamelia
<FireMonkey> Or a jamboreee
<FireMonkey> in Jamacia
<Jam> "pyjamas" for jim jams
<Jam> "cannabis country" for jamaica

<erathean> My school needs £6mil of urgent work done!
<Jam> so does mine =/
<Jam> or maybe sacking all the teachers, blowing the school up, rebuilding it, kicking out 99% of the students
<Jam> that would work